Pure Pwnage Are Back: Episode 13 Leashed Upon The Web

May 9, 2007 by Chapree

If you are a gamer but you never saw even a single episode of Pure Pwnage, I suggest you quit your gaming life altogether. Oi, what’s wrong with you lah?

Pure Pwnage, the famous Internet show that featured the misadventure of a pro somewhere in Canada named Jeremy together with his brother/videographer, Kyle are back! Episode 13 were uploaded on the net a week ago and it continues where Episode 12 left off few months ago. You can either download it or watch it online here.

Episode 13 storyline (provided by Wikipedia) are available after the jump. It spelled SPOILER all over it. So, please proceed with caution…

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This episode is shot in reverse order. It begins with Jeremy’s younger self playing with a NES Controller and meeting Doug (who is playing with a NES Zapper). The scene is set previous to the pilot episode with Jeremy wearing his old Command and Conquer: Zero Hour shirt. Kyle needs some footage for his University course and makes a deal with Jeremy to be filmed for one day, saying at the end “Nothing bad will come of it”.

A montage showing the season’s previous greatest moments (Anastasia and Jeremy first meeting, the battles, the departure of Dave, etc.) ends with Jeremy awake in his bed the same way he did in episode one.In this scene, he talks about waking up after his “near-pwned experience” - a reference to the cliffhanger ending the previous episode (which is not touched upon until the final two minutes).

Due to his gaming skill, Jeremy quickly finds himself in the posession of an Xbox 360 and a Wii; however seems to lose interest in this after receiving a package from EA with the latest Command and Conquer on his PC. The episode ends with Jeremy finally playing C&C3 and doing the new pwnage salute with his wide flat screen monitor.

He give a monologue on how he would have never survived without his friends and Dave appears behind him saying “Hey guys, stew’s done, just the way you like it”. The episode then continues off at the end of Episode 12, with Dave appearing to save Jeremy from The Big Bad. When Dave uses his micro on Doug, his blaster pistol fires, killing (or incapacitating) Big Bad with a headshot. However, Jeremy was hit by a micro blast from The Big Bad and is carried out by Dave.